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The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or NASCAR.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.
Did you ever think that you might actually find something that puts all of it into your hands?? Well...think again and settle in while I explain.
Think about it - What if that torrent of money kept pumping into your accounts with such astonishing force that you couldn't stop it if you tried... it just keeps endlessly flowing into your accounts... night and day... whether you are awake or sleeping... hanging out with your friends... traveling... spending time with your family... an unstoppable fire-hose blast of money coming at you... how would you like that?
Well, that's what it's like for me... and you can have the same blasts of money being pumped at you too. It's incredibly easy once you know how. Let me explain. First of all, though, let me say that...
I never thought I would be writing this letter...
I just expected to go on "quietly raking in a massive fortune" with my Internet business from my mansion in New England, overlooking the ocean.
I have been generating staggering sums of money since the beginnings of the commercial Internet, back in 1994 and have always been considered by "those in the know" one of the best programmers and Internet business people on the planet... a true "under the radar" guy... and something of a "programming mad-scientist genius" to others.
But... I've never "gone public" with my methods until now. See, they are so effective and so simple... and so built on the principles of true rapid wealth-building business... that I've never felt the need to speak about them before, until now.
I just "walked the walk" and went on about stuffing my bank accounts with cash.
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